/newpol/ - "Thank you, sir. A simple question."

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 20:05

"QUESTION: Thank you, sir. A simple question.

"BUSH: Yes?

"QUESTION: What's your definition of --

"BUSH: It may require a simple answer.

"(LAUGHTER)

"QUESTION: What's your definition of the word torture?

"BUSH: Of what?

"QUESTION: The word torture, what's your definition?

"BUSH: That's defined in U.S. law, and we don't torture.

"QUESTION: Can you give me your version of it, sir?

"BUSH: No. Whatever the law says."

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 20:24

"QUESTION: Thank you, sir. A simple question.

"EMPEROR PALPATINE: Yes?

"QUESTION: What's your definition of --

"EMPEROR PALPATINE: It may require a simple answer.

"(LAUGHTER)

"QUESTION: What's your definition of the word torture?

"EMPEROR PALPATINE: Of what?

"QUESTION: The word torture, what's your definition?

"EMPEROR PALPATINE: That's defined in law, and we don't torture.

"QUESTION: Can you give me your version of it, sir?

"EMPEROR PALPATINE: No. Whatever the law says."

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 21:25

...Whut?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 23:46

>>3

Come to the dark side.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 1:09

I think torture should be legalised. I am partial to a bit of nipple torture myself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 13:32

>>4
We have cookies. Also your dad is here and we want you to spend more time with him before he gets old and creepy looking. He had to destroy half of the universe to find you. Please just put the hemp pipe down give him a few seconds of your time. Whoa! You just trashed dad's car! Do you even know how much a Death-Star costs? He just got that off of the car dealer's lot! He hasn't even paid it off yet! What the hell is a aluminum falcon? Don't worry, your dad still loves you. At this point though, he's definitely never going to trust you to drive ever again. Guido hit you? Did you hit him first? These are not the toy-droids that you are looking for. I know you want that but Imperial Republic credits are no good at this amusement park! Hey, stop waving your hand in my face and repeating stupid questions I already answered! What are you, some sort of Jedi?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 20:21

Torture is having a catheter stuck up your pee hole. It hurts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 3:50

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 11:45

EW, JEWS?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 0:29

>>7
Try having a calcified catheter exit backwards through your bladder, prostate and pee hole.

"Thank you, sir. A simple question."

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