Ron Paul, the only logical choice.

American Anons generally just don't give a shit about alot of things. Though, I'm assuming there should be atleast one time where Anon does care about one thing. This man is threatening to bring down the IRS and the corrupt Federal Reserve. He will stop the Government from deciding what content, can, and cannot be put into video games, what can and cannot be put in television programs, commercials, and movies. Plus, privacy on the internet, anonymity, something all Anons hold dear. Something all the other candidates wish to take away from us. The least we could do is give him our support. You don't meet many 71 yearold geezers like him in your life time. He will stop us from being assailed from those sand monkies to the south, and from being intergrated with those fucking fags to the north aswell.

VOTE RON PAUL.

Ron Paul, the only logical choice (if you happen to be a white supremacist and/or a conspiracy theorist).

He's the ultimate candidate.

A young African man steps up to the microphone to speak. "Dr. Ron Paul, I, as a former Sudanese slave, would like to know what you would do as president to help monitor and stop the slave trade in Sudan."

"Who are you? Did somebody let you out of your cage?" Dr. Paul asked, visibly irritated.

"Sir I am no longer a sla-"

"Somebody call this man's master, we've got an escaped slave here!"

"I was merely asking a qu-"

Ron Paul rapidly approaches the man, arms outstreched. "Under the power vested in me by the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 I am going to detain you until your rightful owner can claim you."

"Get away from me!" the young African man shouted, batting away Ron's hands.

"Somebody help me hold him down before he can up his pace to a run, these things can get pretty fast." Dr. Paul said as he began to subdue the African man.

Dramatic music begins to play in the background as Mitt Romney enters the conference, clasping a Book of Mormon in his hand.

"Quick, Abejo, convert to Mormonism so your skin turns white!" he shouts with the utmost urgency. Mitt Romney then throws the book of Mormon up in the air towards Abejo and Ron Paul. It tumbles slowly, pages flapping in the air, for what seems like an eternity before landing squarely in Abejo's hand.

Abejo frees his other hand, quickly grabbing a water bottle from a stunned audience member and baptizes himself, shouting "By the power of Joseph Smith, I cast my heathen devils out!" A glow begins to surround him, beginning at his feet and traveling upwards as his entire body is encased in light. Dr. Paul shields his eyes with his forearm from the blinding spectacle and backs away.

As the light fades, a smiling white man stands where Abejo once was, his nose shrunken, his leg muscles visibly atrophied. Dr. Ron Paul looks up at Mitt Romney with a glare. His eyes narrow menacingly.

>>4
I fucking lol'ed.
10/10
He still gets my vote.

>>4
That's the best story I've ever read.

>>5

In the Speaker's Lobby, Paul describes the federal airline security system as an extra-constitutional affront to civil liberties, and thinks security should be handled by the private sector. Then he takes a rather un-presidential jab at the appearance of many TSA screeners, a workforce heavily populated by minorities and immigrants. "We quadrupled the TSA, you know, and hired more people who look more suspicious to me than most Americans who are getting checked," he says. "Most of them are, well, you know, they just don't look very American to me. If I'd have been looking, they look suspicious ... I mean, a lot of them can't even speak English, hardly. Not that I'm accusing them of anything, but it's sort of ironic."

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>>4
Haha oh wow! Ron Paul gets my vote now.

Lawl, it's funny how all of you Hilary cunt loves whine about Ron Paul, when he is the only one in the roster that even remotely wants to help America get back to how it used to be.

America used to suck. Lets not make it how it used to be, and make it how it should be. Fuck Ron Paul.

>>11
You fuckin faggot. You must of lived in someones ass, but the past America used to fucking rock. Small government, they couldn't regulate what you watched, or what was put into video games. It fucking ruled.

>>12

Yeah and you could make children work for 12 hours a day operating power looms!

>>12

there was othing to watch and no video games to play.

>>14
leftist lies.  America was a utopia, and you can't have a utopia without those things.

GO RON PAUL!!!

>>16

I think what's going on, they're not anti-U.N., they're anti-U.N. if they don't do exactly what they want. Because there is a fascist-type faction that wants to keep the military/industrial complex going, and the oil control. Then there's the Kofi Anan-type guys. They are Socialists. They like world government.

>>13
Typical left-wing loser. 

"IF YOU ELECT THAT GUY, WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF CHILD LABOR! VOTE DEMOCRAT! AHHHHH"

Fuck off asap.

Agree with >>1.

>>17
Great. Are you coming round later tonight to lick my scrotum clean?

>>18

Well, who else is going to do it after Paul deports all illegal immigrants?

Remember the good old days when you could lynch a nigger and nobody would raise an eyebrow?

VOTE RON PAUL.

Ron Paul means nothing close to Socialism. Say goodbye to Public Education, Subsidies for Businesses, Labor Laws, The 40-hour work week, Unions, Social Security, the FDIC, etc.

Think before you vote for another Ronald Reagan.

>>23
and say hello to the good life.

>>24
Say hello to the end of all protection from exploitation and a reintroduction of feudalism.

All the other candidates, said, they'd consider nuclear firepower as a means to end Iran. Except for Ron Paul.

He gets my vote.

Ron Paul doesn't believe Iran actually exists.

>>26
So what? Nuclear attacks are something we've been lacking. Truman was just the only president with the balls to push the button.

Dennis Kucinich > Ron Paul

>>29
lol this guy wants to ban handguns, and make it the law for radio stations to have to air liberal propaganda. He wants America to get rid of it's nuclear weapons. He's a vegan, limousine liberal, white guilt filled faggot and would destroy America.

Ron Paul believes Iran is that 80s song by a flock of seagulls.

>>30
Banning handguns would substantially lower the crime rate. Nations without handguns, such as Japan, have virtually no crime.

Radio stations cause the increasing Conservative stupidity because they don't show both sides of the debate, which is a problem that effects the electoral process.

>>32
NATIONS WITH CIVILIZED PEOPLE, AND NO NIGGERS, LIKE JAPAN, HAVE VIRTUALLY NO CRIME.

Fixed.

You know the Scandinavian countries in Europe have very laid back gun laws but they don't have high crime like America. BECAUSE there is no fucking niggers or spics that's why. NO GANGS.

Niggers use illegal guns to commit crimes anyway, so I don't know what use a ban will do, except refuse the right of good law obeying citizens to protect themselves.

Forcing radio stations to play liberal propaganda is exactly the opposite of what real liberalism is. Modern liberals are just fucking neo-marxists.

>>32
What if you aren't living in an island fortress where talking too loudly on the subway arouses suspicion?

>>33
And the racism ensues. Can you Conservatives ever try to say something intelligent without saying Nigger one time? Then again, this is 4chan, so I'll give you some leeway.

>>35
nigger/black/low IQ ethnic minority means the same thing. And yes, I'd be more tactful with my words if I wasn't talking on 4chan.

Seems you have no refutations against the points I made, just pulling the ol race card and moral high ground bullshit.

>>32
Kennesaw Georgia passed a law mandating that EVERYONE own guns, and their violent crime rates fell in some categories by as high a sum as 89%.  Switzerland allows their citizens fully-automatic weaponry, and almost everyone there owns guns of some kind or other, yet their crime rate is actually lower than many other countries that have banned guns, such as England.  England's crime has increased since it enacted the ban. 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1440764.stm

So GTFO libfag.

>>37
Why do gunfags like hyping that law?  They claim to like FREEDOM, yet that law is every bit the opposite of freedom as banning guns.

>>38
They like hyping that law because it goes to show you that a law mandating that EVERYONE owning guns can also be extremely effective.  In other words, the message is that the solution to violent crime is to proliferate guns for use by law-abiding responsible citizens rather than to try to pass another stupid gun control law to disarm victims and keep criminals safe.

More law-abiding gun owners = more dead criminals = fewer criminals = less crime, and then less support for gun control policies.  Take a look at Switzerland.

More law-abiding gun owners = more dead criminals

What kind of criminals?