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dumbest conspiracy theories you\'ve heard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:21 ID:tn3PU6vW

\"aids is not cause by a virus but by drugs that the government is secretly putting in homosexuals to get rid of them\"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:24 ID:jCxwXN6c

I've seen a nigger in a youtube video claiming it's a white conspiracy to get rid of them. They can't face the fact that it's because of them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:28 ID:tn3PU6vW

>>2
oh yeah lol. was it the whole aids was made by the government bit?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:47 ID:r7DiXofM

i heard from James Casbolt tht ADIS was invented by Aliens

the whole reptilian thing is pretty dumb

and i just read tht prince phillip ordered the murder of Diana

but then he did have some Nazi roots being from Germany and Al Fayed was a Jew hmmmmm

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 14:21 ID:jCxwXN6c

>>3
Not the government especially, he said 'white people.' Same nig also said Egyptians were Black and they had the power to fly and to move the blocks that made up the pyramids with their mind until Whitey took that power from them. Lemme think about what he said. Oh yes, he said Blacks invented electricity. Classic. More, hmm. The ancient Kenyans had calculated the speed of light. That Africans travelled to the Americas and taught the Aztecs everything they knew, same goes for the Romans and Greeks. Black Africans, not the ancient Greeks, invented the purest form of mathematics. 66 trillion years ago, a mad black scientist created the moon. Oh yeah, Tom Jones and Christopher Columbus were Black (the latter being unrelated to the earlier discovery of America by Blacks) ... So was Beethoven and
William Shakespeare. Man I wish I had that video. So much bullshit in 10 minutes. LOL.

As for the thread title, the mainstream Holocaust story. Nothing beats that. It's the most irrational, proof-less conspiracy theory. Worse off, it's sponsored by media and academia. Too bad not to many people actually read the history books itself to see what the kooks claim. Then the 9/11 truth movement has to come take a good 2nd place. Then Blacks with their bogus history.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 14:23 ID:DjPHkPbO

JEWS DID WTC

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:37 ID:uR3LHGUn

>>6

It's not dumb when you consider there is a political motive involved in that theory.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:42 ID:jCxwXN6c

>>7
Not >>6, but yes it is, at least as usually stated. Planes crashed into buildings, buildings fell. Who did it is another thing, but real physics is not a conspiracy theory.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:46 ID:uR3LHGUn

>>8

No, I understand the physical reality is possible, I'm just saying the Jews had political motives in conducting the action, namely Zionism and the justification to "KILL DEM AYRABS!" from America.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:53 ID:jCxwXN6c

>>9
There is considerable evidence that the hijackers were Arabs. The fact that Israel won the most out of this is so obvious that you needn't even state it. There is some evidence of Mossad agents knowing about the attack and spying on the Arabs, but I wouldn't say it's too good.
But the usual things that truthers claim is so ridiculous that it's almost in line with the main Holocaust story.

What I feel about the issue is described here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1190649699/2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 15:59 ID:uR3LHGUn

>>10

What do you make of AIPAC infiltrating the DoD and stealing documents concerning the war? What of the Israeli news site that released a statement concerning the well being of Jews in New York City before Sept. 11th?

Sure, they're Arabs, but do you also know there are Arab members of the IDF? Jewish Arabs?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:00 ID:jCxwXN6c

I feel: cite your source. I'm not a conspiracy theorist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:03 ID:uR3LHGUn

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:06 ID:jCxwXN6c

>>13
Interesting, I did not know about this. A powerful organisation such as AIPAC is prone to do that, mmm. Never expected them of playing fair. Thanks! But what has that got to do with 9/11? Could you provide a link for the latter?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:07 ID:jCxwXN6c

expected them to play fair*

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:08 ID:uR3LHGUn

>>But what has that got to do with 9/11? Could you provide a link for the latter?

No, I can't limit my query to find "Jews 9/11 Israel Work" and find it.

>>A powerful organisation such as AIPAC is prone to do that, mmm.

Are you becoming a cynic to avoid the implications? Not all powerful organizations find it necessary to pilfer information from the Pentagon. Only those with interests.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 16:17 ID:jCxwXN6c

No, I can't limit my query to find "Jews 9/11 Israel Work" and find it.
I thought the story was about an instant messaging service named Odigo and not a site, and I can source it myself
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=77744&contrassID=/has%5C
But this isn't fucking evidence. Sure, it might have happened. But you'd get laughed out of a court of law with such an evidence.

Are you becoming a cynic to avoid the implications? Not all powerful organizations find it necessary to pilfer information from the Pentagon. Only those with interests.

Not at all, I consider it the most dangerous and one of the most  powerful organisations in the U.S. ... I meant it as I didn't expect it to play fair. Not because it's only powerful, but Jews have a certain moral particularism for fairness, thinking mostly 'What's fair is what's fair for the Jews.'
The whole organisation reeks of interests, lol, as I stated earlier.
But again, this has nothing to do with 9/11.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 17:24 ID:PaEtjHNF

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 19:21 ID:mam+JuIC

Dumbest conspiracy theory?

That there are no conspiracy theories.

That one cracks me up every time someone mentions it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 19:54 ID:MPEoYclk

White people want to exterminate all black people from the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 19:59 ID:Heaven

>>20
That's not a conspiracy theory, that's a fact.

Name: LordRiordan 2007-09-30 20:56 ID:SqMAeU6+

Global Warming is pretty fucking stupid.
Earth is flat too.

Haven't you people heard of cosmic rays?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 22:54 ID:GvCzSpBn

>>21
>>22
troll harder

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 3:54 ID:aIjzqcd+

why were those dancing israeli's caught photographing and high fiving eachother when the towers were hit by planes? Why were there loads of Israeli spys who were caught at that time as well.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 14:29 ID:Fjv9bxjT

The soul exists and is implanted at birth
God is benevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient.

Name: LordRiordan 2007-10-01 14:51 ID:YMoDK8/g

>>23 Troll harder is a troll

Global Warming isn't real. It's easy to disprove that Global Warming is undeniable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-01 21:39 ID:Heaven

>>26
troll harder

Name: 4nonymous 2010-12-07 15:36

Dumbest conspiracy theory I've heard :

"19 hijackers, directed by Osama B Laden, took over 4 Commercial Jets with box cutters and, while evading the Air Defense System (NORAD). Hit 75% of their targets. In turn, W. Trade Towers 1,2 & 7 collapsed due to structural failure through fire in a "pancake" fashion, while the plane that hit the Pentagon vaporized upon impact, as did the plane that crashed in Shanksville. The 911 Commission found that there were no warnings for this act of Terrorism, while multiple government failures prevented adequate defense".

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 16:19

>>28
Same for me

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:27

>>28
Seems like you have an infallible view in the government, which is what many 9/11 conspirators share (in other words, ignorance).

It's even more laughable to think the government cares enough to plan something then get sloppy and leave evidence and clues everywhere (which contradicts the conspirators, if you think 9/11 was too elaborate for some extremists, then why would the people you blame not think to do anything after the result?).

It's as ridiculous as the government conspiracy in >>1's post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 1:58

the dumbest conspiracy theory i've heard? that the holocaust happened.

Name: 4nonymous 2010-12-08 10:51

>>30

If you'd like to discuss, we'd need to find out where we agree :

1. Do you believe the whole 9/11 Commission Report?
2. Are you aware that the President and Vice-President of the 9/11 Commission said they were set-up to fail, and were lied to?
3. Is letting Philip Zelikow (a Bush insider) ultimately decide what the commissioners see the best way to get to the truth?

I personally don't like conspiracy theories. I also have none of my own. I don't know what really happened on 9/11, although I also know what can't be true.

I guess you'll come back with, "oh well if you believe that then how can you explain that?". So here's something to think about:

If the police catch a murderer, but a few people using simple logic come to the conclusion that the accused couldn't possibly have committed the crime, is it those fews people's responsibility to find out who it really was that committed the crime and why they did it? Or should we re-investigate the crime?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 12:48

I do not believe the official report for 9/11, I don't know if the conspiracy theory is true or not, but what I do know is that the official report is bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 13:40

Not everything is a conspiracy.

Yes all Governments are run by fuckwitts who will lie, cheat, thieve, kills and cover up to gain and maintain power.

But 9/11 was a simple multipronged attack on the USA by Islamists who want to kill freedom and install a new world caliphate where we all live according to Sharia.

This is not knew they have been doing this since the beginning of the last millenium. In Europe we kicked them back to the stone age but they found oil and the shit kicked off again.

The only possible conspiracy is that the CIA knew it was going to happen and decided to allow the wake up call.

It then gets twisted by the response by invading Afghanistan to build a halliburton pipe line and Iraq to secure better prices from the worlds second largest deposits of Oil.

Saddam was a nutter and a cunt but he was not involved with Islamist terrorists he was involved in killing his near neighbours and wanting to wipe out Israel.

Why choose 9/11. That date is significant as this is when the Christian European forces destroyed Islamic Ottoman empire power at battle of Vienna 11 September 1683.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 18:03

But 9/11 was a simple multipronged attack on the USA by Islamists who want to kill freedom and install a new world caliphate where we all live according to Sharia.

Yeah... sure. It was the USA that needed a reason to go to war and invade Iraq / Afghanistan. There was no other reason than that.
Ok maybe the USA didn't make the attack themselves, but I'm pretty sure they are involved somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 17:02

>>35
No one in the US gave two shits about Afghanistan in 2001.  The US policy towards Afghanistan on September 10th, 2001 was one of benign neglect.

As for Iraq, Saddam Hussein signed the armistice in 1991 agreeing not only to give up his vast chemical weapons stockpile and his nuclear weapons program, but also not to interfere with NATO/UN operations around the borders of his country.  Each and every Iraqi violation of the No-Fly Zones was sufficient justification for war.  His hundreds of attacks on NATO/UN aircraft on patrol in the No-Fly Zones in the twelve years after the war were icing on the cake.  By that time his offers of support and sanctuary to Al-Qaeda were not relevant.

Put down the bong, you've had enough.

There really are crazy people out there who want to restore the Caliphate and convert the entire planet to Sharia law by force, and they have trillions of dollars in oil money to supply their schemes.  There really are groups of crazy people out there who hate Western Civilization and want to tear it down and replace it with their dream of a glorous past.  And there really are people in the West, including some highly placed in governments, who are nihilistic enough to sympathize with them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 17:26

>>36
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 2:56

>>37
If that was too long you you to read (which only took me less than a minute and a half), go back to the imageboards and gawk at the pretty pictures all day. The adults are talking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:46

>>38
There's imageboards? Where?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 0:56

Dumbest conspiracy theory I've heard :

"On The 11.September 2001 2 Airplanes flew into the WTC Towers like shown in the crappy computer animations aired on televison."

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