Name: David Duke 2007-09-28 21:08 ID:RRqOIJ0a
As a result of a large number of Persons composed of low-quality genetic material claiming Membership in Our Master Race, the standards for inclusion have been adapted to remove unwanted genetic data from Our gene pool. As you are a Racially Aware individual, we are certain you will understand these measures and will gladly volunteer for self-sterilization or self-termination. Remember that just as an Inferior Race is not responsible for any of the achievements of modern civilization, you yourself are not responsible for the accomplishments of the Master Race as a whole.
All applicants must belong to either Category 1 or Category 2, as well as both Category 3 and 4
1. Entrepreneurship
Entrepreneurs are the key to expanding Our economy, fuelling economic growth by finding and seizing opportunities that others miss or fail to act upon.
Applicant must have self-started their own successful business operation (legal or otherwise) that has grown into a international enterprise.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Low Income, Desire for Stability, Never owned a business, Family history lacking entrepreneurs
2. Innovation
Innovators are the key to expanding Our knowledge, and harnessing said knowledge for the greater good.
Applicant must have invented a new technology, discovered a new concept, or pioneered a new way of thinking that has proved useful to Our Master Race as a whole.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: IQ less than 125, non-Autodidact, Lack of natural curiosity, Family history lacking innovators
3. Contribution to Society
Applicant must be involved in Our society at large, actively participate in democracy, and be a part of a broader social network beyond their immediate family.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Convicted Felon, Non-Voter, Apathetic, Cynic, Shut-In, Loner, Sexual Deviant, Sociopath, Depression, Asperger's or other social diseases, Internet Troll
4. Progressiveness
Applicant must be open to new ideas and concepts. Without such adaptability, entrepreneurs and innovators face too much resistance advancing the path of The Master Race. This cripples Our scientific, philosophical and economic progress.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Conservative, Liberal, Libertarian, Anarchist, Communist, Fascist, Socialist, Member of any major political party, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh, Jewish, Adherent of any organized religion that is egalitarian, dogmatic or that recognizes any power structure beyond Our Master Race, Racist.
Thank you for your cooperation, please locate your nearest Arms Dealer to become an hero.
All applicants must belong to either Category 1 or Category 2, as well as both Category 3 and 4
1. Entrepreneurship
Entrepreneurs are the key to expanding Our economy, fuelling economic growth by finding and seizing opportunities that others miss or fail to act upon.
Applicant must have self-started their own successful business operation (legal or otherwise) that has grown into a international enterprise.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Low Income, Desire for Stability, Never owned a business, Family history lacking entrepreneurs
2. Innovation
Innovators are the key to expanding Our knowledge, and harnessing said knowledge for the greater good.
Applicant must have invented a new technology, discovered a new concept, or pioneered a new way of thinking that has proved useful to Our Master Race as a whole.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: IQ less than 125, non-Autodidact, Lack of natural curiosity, Family history lacking innovators
3. Contribution to Society
Applicant must be involved in Our society at large, actively participate in democracy, and be a part of a broader social network beyond their immediate family.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Convicted Felon, Non-Voter, Apathetic, Cynic, Shut-In, Loner, Sexual Deviant, Sociopath, Depression, Asperger's or other social diseases, Internet Troll
4. Progressiveness
Applicant must be open to new ideas and concepts. Without such adaptability, entrepreneurs and innovators face too much resistance advancing the path of The Master Race. This cripples Our scientific, philosophical and economic progress.
If you belong to any of the following groups, you are disqualified from this category: Conservative, Liberal, Libertarian, Anarchist, Communist, Fascist, Socialist, Member of any major political party, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh, Jewish, Adherent of any organized religion that is egalitarian, dogmatic or that recognizes any power structure beyond Our Master Race, Racist.
Thank you for your cooperation, please locate your nearest Arms Dealer to become an hero.