For whatever reason...

... America goes to war in the middle-east. The price of gas increases, as the middle-east becomes volatile. As the price of gas rises, the fervor for alternative fuel-sources increases. Corn-oil, a popular alternative (oxymoron?) is developed into a very good fuel, which increases the value of corn. The second use of corn creates a higher demand of corn, raising its price. Since corn gets expensive, feeding livestock gets expensive. Since feeding livestock is expensive, the yield of livestock becomes expensive; making a gallon of milk costs four goddamn dollars.

Fuck Bush.

well, that really just means if we assasinate bush, we can lower the price of milk. wow. thats really just amazing how much killing bush could improve our country. I'm just at a loss for words how other people agree with me. I wrote down a very long chain reaction that means that bush ruins pretty much every element of american life