Jesus was black

Some wuz alot of tha bible people, cuz tha blak man wrote tha bible...... not whitey

Given the demographics of the area and at that time, it's fairly certain that if Jesus ever showed up in an airport, he'd be jacked up for looking like the greasy little Semite that he probably was.

There's no historical evidence that Jesus even existed.

jesus was like michael 'cp' jackson. Born black, turned white

>>3
Yes there is. There are Roman records of a group that the Jewish priesthood had a pickle with, they wanted to keep the peace so they only killed the ring leader (jesus) and evict his disciples not to piss off Jesus' followers too much and to appease the Jewish priesthood.

>>5 is correct.  Inasmuch as records exist, they do indicate that someone named Jesus was alive in that period.  It's as much evidence of anyone being alive around that time, so it's good enough.

Notice that some record keeping in ancient times has nothing to do with divinity.  Marking a birth, death or political event is one thing; recording a clearly farcical and made-up story as truth is QUITE ANOTHER.  There is no evidence that this Jesus character was anything other than one of the many irksome Jews who ran around in that period, rebelling against Roman rule.

what was that again about jesus' grave being found and the Church kept it secret or something like that? i missed that news or didn't care enough at that time.

Jesus was Japanese

I think you're forgetting one thing - Jesus was a pacifist ergo he couldn't be.

a black man? wrote the bible? i lol'd irl

Jesus's didn't write the bible. It was his cousin, Karl Marx.

HE DIDNT WRITE IT EITHER YOU KNOW WHOW ROTE IT? a fucking sperm whale's dick

raptor jesus > jesus

Goddamnit, the bible was written by dozens of people fuckhead, besides, there never was a man named jesus, do some damn research before blindly accepting a book as the be all end all truth to human existence, jesus was described as an entity, most likely the sun, never actually spoken of as a person or physical being until the last three books, whom were all written by one dumbass disciple more than 200 years after his supposed death(even though this crusifiction merely represents the changing of the zodiac equinox)

also, the bible was written by sandniggers, not jungleniggers coon-troll

Jesus was a sand nigger, not an actual nigger.

It's:
Yeshua bin Josef al'Nazareth

Not: Javonte Latrice Kimball

He was middle eastern if anything. Not black.


Either way we all can agree he wasn't white. AKA Tom Green?

Jesus is my gardner bitch.

sure

>>15

Sand niggers are the worst. They're like jews and niggers combined.

jesus stole my bike ):