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Whichever ring I reveal, you must kiss. It's not like kissing my finger ring makes YOU feel good in the first place; it's for making ME feel good. So, really, finger-ring, anal-ring -- I'm going to feel good after the kiss at any rate.
You've gotta get up a little earlier to get one over on me ... even if you weren't some sort of retard. Which you are. A retard, I mean.
BTW, how's that mortgage comin' along, American fuck? Did you have to get a 2nd or 3rd job to keep affording it?
Dipwad.