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Cat Protection

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:02 ID:cHCz/4RU

Anyone know where I can get some cat protection? Cats keep attacking me, and I was looking to hire someone to look into the problem. ;/

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 18:56 ID:4p6BZMVv

I would suggest getting a dog.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:00 ID:8un6mFvA

I would suggest getting a pepper spray.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-06 22:37 ID:y0pqiaEr

I would suggest acquiring a set of balls.  No cat is a serious threat to a determined Human being.  As soon as you're attacked, stomp the little fucker.  End Result:  One less fucking cat that was so silly to think it could take on a Human.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 0:40 ID:aiXOmjma

Elect Ron Paul for president, and market forces will make it so that you will be able to hire a bodyguard to protect you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 7:05 ID:bTRn5/lW

hire VIPPER to negotiate a settlement between cat and you
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