#11, you're so filled with fail, that if YOU were a whore and CUM were fail, you'd look like a glazed donut!
How many fucking RedCreams have there been? COUNT THEM YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER! I've lost count, myself. That's enough to qualify. Sure, "Anonymous" is more numerous, but I'm getting threads with my name in their titles. At some level of attention whoring, there's sticky satisfaction to be had!
This is like having a good come, and then somebody starts telling you "you really didn't enjoy that". THE FUCK I DIDN'T, MOTHERBITCH!