#8, you are obviously ignorant. I've been advising people to cut "down the block" instead of "across the street" for some time on 4chan.
And ... "attention whore"? What, did you end up on 4chan while thinking you were surfin' Faux News™ for shots of an exploding van? Shit, 4chan is nothing BUT attention whoring. You're lost.
YOU FAILED IT, #8. SRSLY. If I flipped open the phonebook and checked the number for "Faily F. Failsome", and called it, you'd fucking ANSWER!