Heliocentrism is an Atheist Doctrine

What’s even worse than the debate ... about the soulless doctrine of evolution, is ... the idea that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
...we should always bear in mind that the Earth does not move. If it moved, we would feel it moving ... Don’t take my word for it, or the evidence of your own senses, Copernicans. There’s also the Word of the Lord:

“He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.” (1 Chronicles 16:30)

“Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm …” (Psalm 93:1)

“Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.” (Psalm 104:5)

http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/05/18/heliocentrism-is-an-atheist-doctrine/

Well, Doc Woot, if the religitards are out to prove us wrong, they'd better work a lot fucking harder since actual PROOF is 100% lacking.  By making the claim that a giant alien space monster is very, very interested in a swarthy, hill-living folk in the Middle East, they have made an OUTRAGEOUS and FARCICAL claim, hence the need for proof not only exists, but it is strong.

Why is the need of proof strong?  Well, if someone told me that Gilgamesh was on my back porch, waiting to fuck me right in my asshole once I do something that conflicted with the Code of Hammurabi, I would demand proof of this divine rapist.  To extend the metaphor to show what's happening today, I'd go to my back porch and would find ZIP, ZILCH, NADA, ZERO.  Of course, the Sumerian priests who insisted Gilgamesh existed, would start making excuses as to why Gillie Boy wasn't on my property, sporting an enormous Persian erection.  The truth is simply too evident:  THERE IS NO GILGAMESH.  What we have instead are a bunch of priests with rather unhealthy fetishes for buttsex.  They like telling lies in order to avoid doing real work, to get free sex from young boys (Catholic Church, anyone?), and to control the rest of the gullible population in order to not be stopped cornholing lads in short pants.