Heliocentrism is an Atheist Doctrine

What’s even worse than the debate ... about the soulless doctrine of evolution, is ... the idea that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
...we should always bear in mind that the Earth does not move. If it moved, we would feel it moving ... Don’t take my word for it, or the evidence of your own senses, Copernicans. There’s also the Word of the Lord:

“He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.” (1 Chronicles 16:30)

“Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm …” (Psalm 93:1)

“Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.” (Psalm 104:5)

http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/05/18/heliocentrism-is-an-atheist-doctrine/

#17, another protip:  Not everyone believes in a giant, bearded Jew sitting in the sky, showing huge concern for a swarthy people sitting in desert arroyos and not eating pork.