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I know you're a troll fag, but you have quite a nice line up of issues voters care about so I will explain how libertarianism solves all these problems.
Food safety: Only a liberal being apologetic towards his national socialist masters would say that poisonning people should be legal. Don't be absurd, of course we are pro-food safety.
Public universities: Subsidising universities corrupts the calculation as to whether a person's education will be beneficial to the economy which causes innumerable problems. For example it means talented people are tempted to take courses that are not as beneficial to the economy just because they enjoy them, as charitable and nice as this sounds tax payer's money should not exist to give people a free ride. Alternatives exist which achieve this, but have been stamped out and persecuted by liberals and the government as they are weak minded and afraid of change.
Environment: The environment will be bought and sold and coorporations will seek permanent revenues on their investments to ensure shareholder loyalty. As a result nations such as Cuba and North Korea which burn enormous quantities of fossil fuels will have to purchase the oxygen that they burn. Also the corporations involved will use their profits to remove carbon from the atmosphere and produce oxygen.
Labor laws: People are free to form unions under a libertarian government, they are merely not permitted to force it on others. In a highly competitive economy such as the current US economy, corporations favour a permanent workforce which is familiar with it's work environment as this improves productivity. Unions also thrive in this condition. Lowerring tax often causes the economy to heat increasing worker's pay and lowerring the need for populist unrealistic utopias, which is why liberals enjoy taxing people into poverty.
Border security: Unfortunately the entire world is not libertarian so in the interest of enforcing justice borders would be totally closed and a background check from only the most compliant and cooperative police forces from other countries would permit immigration. The military would be issued with closing the borders, we would bring the men and materials currently in Iraq over to the Canadian and Mexican border to achieve this.