How do we impeach Bush and Cheney?

I mean seriously, what the fuck are people doing taking so long?

Bush (on the constituion): It's just a Goddamned piece of paper. (Scalia, who elected Bush into office, considers it 'dead' and cringes when it is called living)

http://www.politicalcortex.com/story/2007/5/8/14267/74070

You can only impeach someone when they break the law, so far that hasn't really happened. Besides, he's going to get out of office soon anyway.