national problems

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in
Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a
win-win-win situation:

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

>>1
The moat would dry out in some places.

And what about the disappearing honeybees? That's also a problem.

>>1
So your idea is to give 'em jobs in the leatherware branch?
I dunno. Alligator is kinda out of style.

You need to move the entire population of Israel to Texas and then Nuke Texas.

>>1
you want a better solution, here we go:

a) pass a law: All illegal immigrants are to be rounded up and registered
b) All registered illegal immigrants have to do physical labour for the united states of america to pay back what they have cost the american society.
c) after this it is up to USA waht to do with them

now you have the illegal immigrants dig a moat the length of the mexican border, use the dirt to raise the levies in new orleans, and then put the illegal immigrants that die in the building process into the moat, leaving the moat a diseaseridden cesspool, where all the mexicans that try to pass will die a horrible death from various diseases.

Then the remainng illegal immigrants, you either keep occupied doing physical labour, or ship them back to mexico.

>>3
The honey bees are not disappearing. They are being drafted. We have an un-bee-lievable solution to invasion from the south. (John Belushi is not really dead) Fuck a bunch of killer bees. Ours have artillery.