/newpol/ Simplified

Libertarians: LOL DIS IS DA BEST WAI EVAR
Socialists: LOL NOOB DATS RETARDED HERE IS A COUNTERARGUMENT

Conservative: fucking LIBERALS, complain complain, whine. SOCIALISM strawman, buttfucking faggots, angry rant.
HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON!!

Liberals: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Racists: LOL NEGGARS P.S. Anthropology proves blacks are NIGRAZS LOL!!!!

Niggers: FUCK U STUPID HICK IT IS ALL TO DO WITH TEH ENVIRONMENT

Major Candidates:  Everything I say to you is a lie and I have no plans to act in any way that would benefit you at all.
(And then everyone votes for them)

Third Party:  Hey, I've got new ideas and I'd like to fix the things that are really broken in this country.
(And no one votes for them)

>>5
Media representation of politix.

Major Candidates:  lol liberals, lol conservatives *penis riot*

Third Party:  Hey, I've got new ideas and I'd like to fiHEY LOL I AM ANUVAR THURD PARTEH I AM TEH HITLER + COMMUNIST LOL EXTREME RIGHT LOL EXTREME LEFT

Dumbass Libertarian: Libertarianism was invented by Jesus and Muhammad, and is not Capitalism but something entirely different.

Sensible Majority: No, that is untrue, for the following reasons...

Dumbass Libertarian: You've ignored my point: Libertarianism was invented by Jesus and Muhammad, and is not Capitalism but something entirely different.

Sensible Majority: No, I pointed out that is untrue, in post #22. Please research this further here: www.----.com

Dumbass Libertarian: You've ignore the facts I gave, and so must be unable to refute them, instead resorting to personal attacks: Libertarianism was invented by Jesus and Muhammad, and is not Capitalism but something entirely different.

Sensible Majority: No, please see post #22 and #28

Dumbass Libertarian: Libertarianism was invented by Jesus and Muhammad, and is not Capitalism but something entirely different.

Sensible Majority: SAGE

>>7
Strawman: lol cocks

Bloated self ego: No, that is untrue, for the following reasons...

Strawman: lol cocks

Bloated self ego: No, I pointed out that is untrue, in post #22. Please research this further here: www.----.com

Strawman: lol cocks

Bloated self ego: No, please see post #22 and #28

Strawman: lol cocks

Bloated self ego: SAGE*
fix'd

>>8
I am the dumbass home schooled 'libertarian' who is incapable of logic or reason
fix'd

Gotta love the trolling here.
/newpol/ is in a permanent flamewar and produces more trolls then /b/ ever could.

thread = fail

there are more than 2 sides to politics fag

>>11
No. They are clearly marked top and bottom.

>>12
Wrong, faggot!
You are stupid!
Cubic politics is the answer!

>>13
Rubic won't stand for this shit.