I embrace all political views simultaneously with double think. It makes me the the second greatest troll in the history of the Internets.
I get to the 'v' in "individual" in a libertarian post and I start dreaming up the glories of the collective.
I see a commu-fuck write about social awareness and the good of the whole and I shit on his ideology for killing more people than every bomb dropped combined.
I hate welfare and love the homeless. I fuck rich women just to give them my AIDS. I drink champagne to celebrate the spread of my diesease.