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**Cho Seung-Hui Appreciation Thread**

Name: INVISIBLE SKY MAGICIAN !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-04-24 12:22 ID:vCJLVcT4

**Cho Seung-Hui Appreciation Thread**
 
 Cho Seung-Hui... the physical manifestation of EPICNESS.

On the 16th of April, 2007, calmly and coolly, he scored 32 frags and 1 self-kill (and wounded 29 others). This was and is the highest score ever in American school shootings.
 
 Born in Korea, raised in America, he had dice in the mirror, dual-guns in his hands. He looked at his university, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the gunman of VTEC University.
 
 Not only that, he was also known as the "Question Mark." He was nameless. He was the anonymous of the real world.
 
 Short Asian dude who is good at math? Hell no, what we have here is an sophisticated English major with a unique Korean-style Tae-Gun-Do. Was he a Mitchell with an iPod? No, he was a Zerg with handguns. And he had a fucking bad day.

 Contrary to popular thought, Cho Seung-Hui was not an emo. When was the last time an emo hurt a fly? An emo does not have the courage to kill others, let alone himself. Cho killed 32, INCLUDING himself. Tell me that's not legendary.
 
 Just to prove he's a force even in death, his videos, photographs and writings were mailed to the NBC news network. The so-called "multimedia manifesto". You thought that was the last you heard of him after the shootings? Think again.
 
 If real life was Starcraft, then he just ZERG-RUSHED and fucking OWNED us.
 
To this day, no-one knows exactly the reasons for his gun-shooting opera. He simply followed Rule 1 and 2 of /b/: DON'T SPEAK OF /b/.

Also, "Ismail Ax" (the words written on his arm)? Talk about a wild goose chase! If that's not a legendary troll, then I don't know what is.

Real life, you just got MASSIVELY trolled.

 Put down your glass of wine, and cease your "debauchery" for just a few seconds "rich kids", I have a question:
 
 How does it feel to have your "deceitful charlatan" ass handed back to you?
 
 A true /b/tard in life.
 A true /b/tard in death.
A true /b/tard in every sense/nonsense of the word.

 HE WAS AN HERO.

And thus, this is 4chan's offical tribute appreciation thread for our hero, Cho Seung-Hui

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 Cho Seung-Hui: YouTube Video Tribute
 http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ChoSeungHui

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 0:57 ID:A9LYXFeu

I must ask. What is wrong with you in today's time. You all bow down and worship a madman whose main cause was to do nothing but kill people and use one of the shitiest excuses to blame it. I will not pitty you when the next so called wiseman kills your frineds and/or your family. For you will know that everyone gets kicked in the dirt by the rich. Everyone gets beaten or picked on. But does that give them the  right to take someones life away. No. It never has. I was sad that he killed himself. For I would have liked to slowly tortured him untill he died of pain, so he could feel all the lives that he's takin away from everyone else. For he was a madman who was just looking for something to do with his own miserable life. He will never be a voice or figure for anyone but those who only seek to kill for no reason. I pitty you all now, but not in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 9:50 ID:O2SnrGOC

>>117
LIBERALS WANTS TO STEAL MY CAPS LOCK. OVER MY DEAD BODY COMMUNIST NIGGER!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 13:09 ID:ST6IAsb6

>>121 lol troll FTW

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 15:20 ID:ONItyPZF

Stop whining, Cho was fucking epic. It's not every day a single Zerg manages to kill 31 of its enemies. The last shot only ensured his status as an hero unit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-22 1:47 ID:tphWcQ+J

And people wonder why others blame violence and killing on video games.

Name: Invisible Sky Magician !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-05-22 9:34 ID:1qQkpVxA

>>125

Violence, torture, rape and killing are occuring in Iraq because of video games?

Name: Invisible Sky Magician !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-05-22 11:06 ID:1qQkpVxA

Name: CHOSEUNGHUI-THE BLAZN AZN 2007-05-22 14:32 ID:hSXgkrSv


YOU ALL GOT CHO-WNED YOU CHO-KIE HOKIE. VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS AND KILLERS, YOU SHALL RISE, THE WEAK AND THE DEFENSELESS PEOPLE.  MY LIFE WAS FOR YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 11:32 ID:7NQya7Io

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:09 ID:3Ow7UuFp

Cho is still an idiot. He killed 32 people because he got rejected and bullied at school? At least be subtle, and flag somebody else for it, and plan an escape route. Nobody knew who he was until he actually revealed his own identity. This man could've gotten away. 32 people, on a realistic scale is nothing, yet it still provided the laughs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 13:00 ID:jR1XJRYL

>>130
True.  32 isn't even that high a number.

Chemical warfare would have been more effective.  He could have tried to synthesise a water-soluble agent (I don't know if Sarin, Ricin, etc. are), poisoned some neighbouring city's water supply, ring in a hoax demand from "Al-Qaeda" and just watched the news for the lulz.  Why put yourself at risk?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 13:07 ID:3Ow7UuFp

Exactly! I like your thinking. Killing is arguably self-centred. So in this way of speaking, you shouldn't risk your own safety or jeapordize your getaway. Just hire a fucking five year old to plant a bag full of C4's and pay him $300 to say that a nigger gave it him,

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 20:42 ID:FPJ33iMG

>>132 What and be just another deceitful charlton like the rest of them.

i think you missed the point...

Name: Invisible Sky Magician !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-05-24 7:25 ID:h8z478m4

>>130
>>131
and
>>132

Way to fucking fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 7:42 ID:Heaven

>>130
He was quite emotional.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-27 5:04 ID:rOwXFHaE

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 17:20 ID:DROU1Cx+

I don't know much about Cho, all I know is that I support him coz it causes me lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-28 18:57 ID:SvogJjG3

>>137
dont know if it was cho that caused the lulz or all the bullshit that happened afterwards.

the media certainly entertain...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 14:10 ID:y6dxr+Hm

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 10:39 ID:th2d4jTP

lololol

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 12:54 ID:E/s54ZeH

MOAR

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 16:23 ID:driCG4ks

>>1
Dude, shaddup. If Jack Thompson come's on here they'll be a screenshot frenzy taking place. xD

And the media crack me up. You get psychos* all over the world, and because someone give's a gun to one, he become's "the pure face of evil". xD

or psyCHOs =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 9:11 ID:PuHXaQog

>>94
Quick pause for a Theology 101
======================================

There is no ranking of sins when it comes to grace.The concept of mortal sins is not biblical: the bible says all sins are mortal because sin is considered an obstacle to your access to heaven whether it's a white lie or a murder.

Imagine visiting a king, you have to be impeccable: a ketchup stain on your white shirt is as bad as turning up in mud drenched clothes, they won't let you see the king because you're simply not presentable. Grace is a new suit so you can be let in to visit the king.
So God's grace is offered to everyone, even the 'worst'. It seems illogical to us but his forgiveness is for all crimes and there is no extra price to get sins that caused extra harm forgiven.
If this seems unfair, we need to remember that Christ's death for ANYONE of us is completely unfair. No-one deserves it. Everyone can get it. Unfair. Outrageous grace.

However, there are rankings in heaven by which your selflessness, dedication and personal sacrifices earn you extra honor.
Also most crimes have natural consequances which punish you in this life (jail, money loss, pain, dishonor, your kids are messed up, your family is messed up etc...).

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 12:49 ID:hkcoxRXF

the bible says all sins are mortal because sin is considered an obstacle to your access to heaven whether it's a white lie or a murder.
That is the most fucked up thing I've read this week.

Besides the obvious stupidity here, I'll also argue that white lies are useful, nay mandatory, as a social lubricant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 17:08 ID:Heaven

>>94
>>143
There's only one sin, actually:
1. Not doing what the fuck you're told to do.

Hence why God is inherently without sin, he can't disobey himself.
It's no more of an accomplishment than a quadriplegic immuno-compromised lobotomized autie who can't sin because he's in a hugbox all day.

Name: ☠Invisible Sky Magician !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-06-15 16:49 ID:Uh3rdDmB

bump for the lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 19:07 ID:HP3g2MAk

33 kills or epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 19:04 ID:dqAwf4bJ

vcx

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 4:01 ID:qcNGlWEY

>>78

sadly true

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 4:04 ID:qcNGlWEY

you're gonna burn in hell ISM

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 9:00 ID:jlirXrdx

The whole "pplz liek u create jax tomsonz" is a bit silly.
Me liking video games and me lolling at vtech have no connection whatsoever.
I don't even play many games anymore.
It is a right of ours in the western world to be able to make fun of things like this. I for one will nevar 4get.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 2:38 ID:ebNpwU7N

cho seung hoi
for forty days beneath the desert sun
the sky turned red and burned the land killing everyone
the sky turned red with fire and brimstone
burning childrens eyes
you expect me to turn the other cheek
after you piss in my mouth

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 21:16 ID:igedLJfd

Fucking Cho could have improved his score if he majored in something useful instead of English.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 23:07 ID:cJgNRYlx

He is a hero of mine simply because he had fucking balls. If I had the means and the nerve I would gladly let my V-tech kick in. I hate the majority of the people in the world and would love to see them die for various reasons. The thing is, I have a family and responsibilities. I let other people hold me back and keep me accountable. Reality or cowardice? I don't know, but I envy Cho and his ability to carry through and that secret desire I think many people feel themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 16:52 ID:NNd4qUA6

tl;dr

BOOM headshot!!, lol amirte?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 19:25 ID:PWUtET3Z

>>155

you are right in my heart

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-07-08 3:03 ID:UOg8uCn/

Have people found out why Cho went on the killing spree?

No?

lulz, trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 9:34 ID:NNm+MvBw

Another dead hero

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 16:26 ID:i74Y6tGI

Was Cho mentally inferior for killing the people? Or were we mentally inferior for going to a mental house because we're mentally inferior?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-15 10:47 ID:o8dw8dLY

>>34
Thats the way comrade!

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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