why 2 daddies?

I have a little girl who has a classmate who is being raised by 2 gay males. I'm afraid that one day she will come to me and ask me, "Why does he have 2 dads?" What am I supposed to say?! I'm a Baptist 25 year-old woman who is most definitely not in favor of gay rights.

>>1
tell him to ask if he can have a sleep over.

Whatever you do don't tell him it's because they love each other and wanted to save a child from growing up in an orphanage.  It'll make your son turn gay faster than a homo orders a latte at star bucks.  Hell don't even say the word gay or he'll be confused and sexually frustrated for the rest of his life!  As soon as he finds out that some times two men can like each other he'll be have 'sword fights' with all the boys in his class.  Run for the hills and look for a good cave to hide in.  Stay away from everyone until a cure for gay is found!

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>>1
Ask your girl to make friends with him and bring him over for a stay one weekend. Then show him "the 300". He will then be immune to homosexuality.

>>4
fails to see 3's sarcasm.

Show him some straight porn (or yourself if you are attractive) and save his soul from eternal torment in the Lake of Fire!

>>6
Its even funnier when one thinks about how gay the spartans were in reality. Loving mentorship=fagotry

>>8
yeh, also take pics, take pics of him watching the 300

post the pics here

>>10
Here is a text onry board.

>>11
www.photobucket.com

This isn't really politics but...I'm a Evangelist Christian and I was raised by two females. It really has had no impact on me but...I think honesty would be best. Not the whole truth but just be like..."Some people don't believe in God and do things like this. Don't tell your friend it's bad though, you don't want to hurt their feelings." As your girl grows older, explain further if she still has questions.

300 is a very shitty movie.

>>14
If by shitty you mean awesome, then yes.

>>13
you're either a troll or a retard.