Republicans and Democrats make no sense

Republicans: less rights and less services
Democrats: more rights and more services
this makes no sense, that doesn't follow the idea of the Social Contract.
Can somebody please explain these partys, social libreals, and KKKristians?

The democrats are like the French: smelly surrender monkey homosexuals who keep sucking on the islamopenis.

The republicans are like Al Qaida: old male militaristic religious zealots with no regard to human life unless it is unborn.