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Conservatism

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 19:29 ID:galzI+aI

Conservatives fought in the Civil War to free the slaves. At the time, Democrats (also known as Dixiecrats) hated blacks and didn't want slavery abolished. After the Civil War when the Democrats got their asses kicked, President Lincoln (a conservative Republican) was assassinated by a Dixiecrat. Soon after his death, African-Americans went back to slavery under the clever guise of prison work programs. Blacks could be arrested for "loitering" which basically meant they could be taken to jail for being anywhere, and for these petty phony crimes were given harsh prison sentences, most times life. The former slaves would then have a choice: Rot in prison or be a part of their "work release program". Plantation owners would then pay the prisons to have them work on their land, most times it meant the freed slaves had to go back to their former masters. Because the Democrats paid a small fee to the prisons, the blacks were the property of the plantation owners and had to work again in the fields or die.

The Gun Laws of today were started after the Civil War by Democrats and called "Black Laws" to keep guns out of the hands of black people.

Condoleezza Rice's grandfather went into town one day to register to vote. He first went to the Democrats office where he was thrown out and told that "Niggers weren't welcome in their party". He then went to the office of the GOP where he was allowed to register and vote free of prejudice.

Hippies protested at the Democratic Convention in the 60's wherein the mayor ordered the police to beat the piss out of them. Hippies are often seen in films from that era chanting "FUCK YOU LBJ" referring to the then Democratic president Lyndon B Johnson. Only after those hippies got jobs as professors and news "reporters" (FOX News) were they able to slant the public's view into thinking Conservatives and Republicans were racist.

The US president experienced a dilemma when told by senior staff that he was a conservative. This was because he thought conservating was an activity only undertaken by smelly, tree-hugging hippies.

Generally, conservatives tend to be ugly, sweaty, fucking stupid yanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 21:01 ID:ubha1Ezi

Modern Democrats != Civil War Democrats

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