Where are the conservatives here?

There seem to be socialist liberals, liberals, some racist trolls and probably 2 libertarians here. Where are the Bush loving conservatives?

I'm here mostly to learn.
This political boards seems to be 500 times smarter than any other political forum(because all other sites are made up of 13 year old ) who fight over basic issues.
This forum talks about everything, from legalizing pedophilia to the corruption of big brother america.
Every other forum is this; Republicans vs. Democrats debating about gay marriage and abortion.
This forum already knows that god doesn't exist or just doesn't give a shit.
This forum doesn't care about ethics
This forum is about the facts, not opinion's.
I want to thank you 4chan /pol/.
(I'm still a primitive communist)