Cyber foes shut mouth of hate-talk radio host

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Thursday, February 1, 2007

By PETER J. SAMPSON
STAFF WRITER

An outlaw band of cyber warriors has managed to do what Hal Turner's most ardent opponents haven't – silence the hate-talk radio host from North Bergen, at least for a while.

An anonymous cadre of pranksters has targeted Turner's weekly Internet radio program and Web sites, in escalating attacks over the past two months that have all but put him out of business.

Turner, a white supremacist who has advocated violence against minorities and government officials, is trying to fight back, with a federal lawsuit that accuses five Web sites and "John Does 1-1,000" of engaging in fraud, extortion and racketeering.

Acting as his own attorney, Turner recently asked a judge in Newark to grant an injunction against the Web sites, which he says make the attacks possible. But the judge said he first needs to hear from the defendants -- whoever they may be.

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>• Pizzas are delivered to his house.

>• Truckloads of shipping materials are ordered in his name from eBay and the Postal Service.

lol, EPIC.

This article was published on the front page of the "North Jersey", New Jersey's 2nd largest newspaper.

Folks, Anonymous has made it to the front page of the media.

And Hal Turner's websites are still down, and he only comes out of his hole every once in a while to post on "Vanguard News Network" forums.

Congratulations, anonymous.

Pic related.

ANONYMOUS DECLARES VICTORY OVER HAROLD C. TURNER
 
 NORTH BERGEN, NJ, Apr. 21, /PRNewswire/ -- In what's being described as the most epic of all raids, ever, against anyone, spanning all time, Anonymous participated in a real-life raid against Internet comedian Harold C. "Hal" Turner on Saturday.
 
 "It's a beautiful day for messing with the greatest Internet troll of all time," said Anonymous #2103, his erect, throbbing penis glistening profoundly in the morning sunlight. "I first learned about Hal when he posted that bogus story about government keyloggers inside Dell laptops. Little did I know he'd grow from such humble beginnings into the sexy, full-blown bag-o-laughs he is today."
 
 Raid Ops Manager #3, a nigger, commented on the management team's planning: "You see, the genius behind this raid was that it both existed and didn't exist at the same time. A true-to-life 'grey area'. And we certainly didn't want to give up any names on a permit."
 
 After his fat black lips took a bite of Kentucky Fried Chicken, he continued, "We knew that we had to provoke Hal, but Internet hilarity only takes you so far. What better way than to have the entire police department show up at his place and have him on pins and needles for the entire weekend? You always get the best laughs out of Turner when he's cornered. Listen to his last few shows. No, actually, just check out his website today! That's pure gold, man!"
 
 As of this writing, the manager's assessment about Turner's reaction seemed to hold true, with over 90.00% of Turner's website dedicated to topics other than white nationalism.
 
 Remarked Anonymous #1286, "I saw him! I actually saw the guy! Jesus Christ, has he put on weight." When asked why he was surprised at Turner's appearance, the Anonymous replied, "I thought we'd have the slick, youthful, clean shaven, shirt-and-tie wearing, voice of the common man Hal, you know? His hand perched flirtatiously on the desk, headphones on backwards, and eyebrows raised with playful allure as he talks valiantly into his oversized overhead 90s microphone. Not some balding, squinting fatass who looks as defenseless as they come."
 
 Another member of the management team, ambiguously homosexual Raid Ops Manager #2, lisped that Turner "lacks the mental capacity to deduce what will succeed and what will fail. Everything comes up roses in the mind of Hal Turner. A really intriguing plus for us was that this effectively solidifies Turner's relationship with the fans that showed up."
 
 When pressed about how this adversely affects Turner, Manager #2 replied, "It's a give and take. We give and we take away. We've successfully taken Hal's network away from him, so we needed to solidify his relationship with his fans to keep it all going. I mean, we don't want to kill this thing. Hal's a major entertainment gravy train for us. In some circles this guy is a cult hit. This thing has spread like wildfire, especially among high schoolers. You don't have kids listening to Milli Vanilli or playing their Sega anymore, they're all listening to the Hal Turner Show. It's fucking crazy, babe."
 
 With the operation in full swing on the ground, Turner engaged his internet radio feed. But according to suspiciously Caucasian and heterosexual Raid Ops Manager #4, that may have been Turner's worst mistake: "Normally Hal has his Shoutcast servers up for only a few hours at a time. What we effectively did was force him to keep them open for an entire day. My job in all this is to maximize the financial damage against Mr. Turner, and I can say that this certainly helped me reach and bypass my weekly, and even monthly, quota for bandwidth leeching."
 
 When asked about the raid's possible impact on the community, Detective Karl K. McKay from the North Bergen Police Department responded, "Unfortunately, since Hal Turner is a private citizen, I can't legally comment on him. But if I were you, I'd stay away from that coke-snorting faggot."
 
 Turner's shirt, reading "Six Million More" and containing a Star of David, clearly failed to incite those in attendance, instead prompting requests for the shirt to be made available for purchase.
 
 "What Hal doesn't understand about us is that we're very much racist", said Anonymous #3738. "We're racist against everyone, even whites. Anonymous, more racist than Hal Turner? I wouldn't have thought it possible, but there you go!"
 
 In conclusion, when asked how Turner would react to the deception, Raid Ops Manager #1 remarked, "The Hal Turner raid as a whole, the whole 4-month thing, has been nothing short of epic. We learned from that big-time. The part of Hal Turner's persona that we exploited for this real-life raid was his tendency to believe, unchecked, whatever pops into his head."
 
 He continued, "You know that Hal ran this real-life raid through his head every way possible, with glorious images of him provoking hundreds or thousands of people. You know that he genuinely thought he was important enough to warrant a massive turnout. Instead, Hal's ego imploded as reality came crashing down. You see how, even now, this late at night, he's still trying to milk it on his website."
 
 When asked to elaborate, the manager continued, "Hal's days are over. These days it's about people like Jake Brahm. Jake got his name and face on every TV newscast in America and most of the world for just a few paragraphs of copypasta. Hal Turner has been shooting his mouth off for years and the government just doesn't care. He's insignificant! And what did he get? Some tiny picture in a local newspaper? That codifies his insignificance."
 
 "You have a quote from one of our guys saying that we're more racist than Hal Turner. I'd say it goes deeper than that. In 20 years, when all the white nationalists have died off, we promise to keep racism alive and well for them. In effect, we are the new Hal Turner. We're the evolved Hal Turner. We're the smart Hal Turner. We do it better than Hal could ever dream to. Why? Because we are epic."
 
 Turner, who allegedly performs a radio show every Wednesday night, was in tears as he declined comment. His wife, Phyllis Gertrude Turner, said that her husband was busy "unlying the beans".

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