The "I Hate Libertarians!!!" thread

ITT All the reasons, rational, logical and otherwise, to hate libertarians. All different forms and colors, no discrimination.

I go first.
Libertarians suck because they think that clearly defined ownership rights is enough to stop crime.

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The tired refrain of a libertarian.

The answer to everything is always "it's the government's fault". It is never the fault of private interests. They can do no wrong, just like the government can do no right.

The only way to disprove that is to test it on a grand scale, which no sane person wants to do.

So, in the meantime: tl;dr