The "I Hate Libertarians!!!" thread

ITT All the reasons, rational, logical and otherwise, to hate libertarians. All different forms and colors, no discrimination.

I go first.
Libertarians suck because they think that clearly defined ownership rights is enough to stop crime.

Here's a well reasoned opinion -- I'd rather be fucked by the state at the cost of political support than be fucked by corporations at the cost of an unchecked out of control laissez faire monkey zoo of an economy.

See example: Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis