The "I Hate Libertarians!!!" thread

ITT All the reasons, rational, logical and otherwise, to hate libertarians. All different forms and colors, no discrimination.

I go first.
Libertarians suck because they think that clearly defined ownership rights is enough to stop crime.

Isn't it obvious that socialism is a more corrupt version of the capitalist dystopia socialists envisage?
Possibly.

Which would be next to impossible under a libertarian government since they are strongly against subsides and tariffs
Yeah, of course, because the government is so weak the corporations can do anything they want. What kind of reasoning is that?

Repeat after me: mixed economy.