The "I Hate Libertarians!!!" thread

ITT All the reasons, rational, logical and otherwise, to hate libertarians. All different forms and colors, no discrimination.

I go first.
Libertarians suck because they think that clearly defined ownership rights is enough to stop crime.

They suck because they believe that its more important to be free from taxes than to be free from starvation, homelessnes and bad health, and that all systems that take the opposite view are oppresive by default.