The "I Hate Libertarians!!!" thread

ITT All the reasons, rational, logical and otherwise, to hate libertarians. All different forms and colors, no discrimination.

I go first.
Libertarians suck because they think that clearly defined ownership rights is enough to stop crime.

Libertarians should be more pragmatic, less theoretical, ivory-tower and high-n'-mighty.

And let go of Ayn Rand's skirt. http://home.sprynet.com/~owl1/rand.htm