The Impending Liberation of Persian Peoples

I suggest everyone who is against the inevitable assault on the Iranian theocracy go and move to Iran RIGHT NOW, so you can enjoy awesome constitutional rights such as: 1) The right of taking it up the ass by a bunch of illiterate mullahs 2) The right to be rolled in blanket as a desert mine-clearer 3) The right to have your ass kicked by the United States of America

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Sure, Iran isn't exactly the most open democracy in the world, and it largely hates the US.  But who's fault is that?  Well, to a very large extent, it's OURS.

1953.  1980.  Two dates.  Very important.  Look em up.  And if anyone thinks changing regimes through military force will solve anything, they're misguided.  There is literally only one thing that would stop anti-american sentiment and action in the middle east: the genocide of every Arab not already in our pockets.