Saddam will be executed in private

....but really it's all a trick and Saddam will be rescued by his loyal supporters.  He'll rule Iraq secretly for one year then reappear to tell GW, "fuck you."

Really, I hope it happens, but only because it would be much more interesting than real life.

Its a cover up, killing him before the crimes involving the US are investigated (like the gassing of the kurds and the iran-iraq war). He is a war criminal, he should be prosecuted by the ICC in the Hauge, but lol amerikkans dont want their dirty laundry shown in public.