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You want some real evidence as to why it would be so awesome? Here's some
1. No more bullshit liberalism making everything lame. Pick up after your damn self, no whining, no hand outs, no fucking government cheese and no goddamn affirmative action
2. No more organized crime bullshit, no more terrorism bullshit, no more illegal alien bullshit and no more mother FUCKING whining about the "rights" of people who aren't even citizens.
3. Either you do something for the nation, or STFU. Service guarantees citizenship. It's either standing around some fucking piece of desert with an M16 standing watch or its being a fucking crossing guard for retarded school children. As long as you are doing something fucking productive and then and ONLY then can you bitch and moan.
4. Literacy tests, poll taxes, and a fucking High School Diploma or some form of basic competency test required to Vote in addition to National Service. These days if you don't have a diploma you can't vote. For older people who were alive when you could get buy without one, their national service will be satisfactory. That way there's no voting for bullshit liberals and bullshit communists and bullshit democrats and bullshit people just trying to get elected
5. You fuck up, you're done in politics. What is fucking up? Creating bullshit laws that benefit no one. Creating bullshit tax breaks for people who hire bullshit people from bullshit third world countries to call people up to sell things and can't even speak english. In fact anyone who does not commit 80 percent or better of their total employment to US Citizens gets taxed out of fucking existence. The fucking country of India gets too much as it is.
6. There WILL be a national language. If you can't speak it. FUCK YOU. There WILL be no multilingual signs. You keep that shit in YOUR OWN HOUSE. No you can NOT press one for Espanol. No you are NOT entitled to a spanish translator. And NO you are NOT entitled to anything but getting your ass whipped and sent back across the border where you came from. FUCK YOU. If you speak GOOD english, aren't shitty looking, and don't have any fucking diseases and have a fucking education then you MAY apply for citizenship which MAY be granted depending on your QUALIFICATIONS. If you can operate a nuclear power plant or if you have aeronautical engineering experience. You'll probably get in. If you have like 50 kids, no profitable skills, and a third grade education. Then it sucks to be you so you stay your ass south of the border. AND NO MORE ANCHOR BABIES.
7. Wars will not be fought on TV. Wars will not be fought in the Newspapers. Wars will be fought on the battlefield by competent soldiers, who were given no false promises or misled, who know why they are there and that while they may not understand the why; they understand the how. Men who will fight and die if necessary. Men who will kill mercilessly and will be lauded upon their return. Men who became soldiers to be soldiers. Celebration will be reserved after victory. It will be understood that war takes a while, that it is always darkest before dawn, and at the end of the day the game of War is just that. A game. A game that tests patience, resolve, and tenacity. The first man to fold, loses.
8. Free Market Capitalism keeping in mind that the country comes first. New ideas, new breakthroughs. By hook or crook technology will be absorbed and cultivated. Patents will be shared with other nations quite reservedly. Does China REALLY need to know how to make a Neutron bomb? NO! China is full of slanty eyed assholes. FUCK THEM.
9. Flat Taxation. No "Progressive" taxation. No "Tax the fuck out of the rich" bullshit. None of this "Tax Readjustment". Flat Taxation. Very Flat. If more money is needed then it will be acquired through user fees. VOLUNTARY User Fees. Also a lot of POLITICAL Fat will be cut. No fat ass democrats or fat ass people who claim to be right wing but live like Democrats.
10. Education Reform. Sit down and study or GET THE FUCK OUT.
Either go to jail or dig a ditch until you grow up enough to get a fucking diploma. Learn or get your ass beat. No more free lunches, no more Black history month bullshit where we stop learning about real history and learn who the first black asshole was to jack off in an igloos, and NO MORE FUCKING Political Correctness. Some nations, races, and collective groups are assholes. FUCK THAT. If school disagrees with your "religion" then FUCK YOU. Homeschool and SHUT THE FUCK UP. Vouchers will be available for private school where the standards WILL BE EVEN HIGHER.
11. Gun Control Gone. Dead. Never to return. All qualified Citizens of the Fascist State are automatically part of the Militia in the event of domestic attack or invasion. They are also obligated to have a role in de facto law enforcement and have no duty to retreat if attacked or accosted. All house holds are given a modern, quality assault rifle and ammunition; not unlike Switzerland. Loss of Citizenship equals loss of Government supplied weapon and munitions. There IS a difference between Citizens and Civilians. No more gun control.
12. Queers still can't get married but the fucking faggots can have "Civil Unions" which is not marriage because they are fudgepackers but they can share property, inheritance, and bequests as well as tax bracket dependents. No adoption though, because you gotta draw the line.
13. Womens rights. Most of it is bullshit, but if a woman can do something she can do it. But none of that feminist bullshit it makes me fucking sick.
14. The U.N. Has no place in a new Fascist Society and they can go fuck themselves. I'll be goddamned if my Fascist Empire is going to jackjawed by a bunch of fucking darkies from Africa and a bunch of bullshit whiners from France. They can all go eat a Dick.
15. The Internet. Is a bastion of freedom and remains Neutral.
16. Pornography. Is considered Art. Art is to be appreciated. It's ownership and sale will still be similar to today, but there will be no screaming and screeching about it.
17. Drugs. Illegal drugs are still illegal and a detriment to society. The Source of Drugs will be destroyed by any means necessary. Possession of a certain amount of illegal narcotics results in a trial, automatic appeal, and then final sentence. Final Sentence is death by public hanging. Possessing dime bags will result in corporal punishment. That is where you are fined, have the fuck beaten out of you, thrown in jail, have the fuck beaten out of you again, detoxed, given a rehabilition program, have the fuck beaten out of you again just to make sure you aren't bullshitting, and then reintegration to society. Each arrest results in a more severe fuck-beating and the seventh arrest equals a death sentence.
Tobacco and Alcohol still okay, but EXTREME fuck-beatings for DUI. AND NO MORE FUCKING "TRUTH" COMMERCIALS.
18. Affirmative Action. No longer exists. Darkies, Spics, and goddamn ragheads should be thankful just to be allowed to fucking exist in my Fascist Empire. Either you deserve it or you don't. And being a shitskin, bean eater, or fucking raghead doesn't mean you automatically deserve it. Same goes for slanty eyed asians. You watch your ass too.
19. Teenage Pregnancy. There won't be any unless you can fucking afford it because nobody else is paying for your sluttery. It takes two to fucking tango. Situations of rape are different and MUST Be proven. Final burden of proof is a conviction of the offending party.
20. Special Interest Groups. Are Bullshit. Mind your own fucking business PETA, MADD, Greenpeace, Million Mom March, and NAACP!
There...THAT is why my Fascist nation will be so fucking awesome. The question is can you handle that much awesome?