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Solving the language barrier problem

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 4:01

Oftentimes there is the problem in America whereby it is necessary to communicate with recent immigrants who may not know the language very well.  The problem with this is not the immigrants, it is the fault with English itself.

So we should simplify English, by reducing the number of words in it.  An example, let's get rid of the word "bad", and use the term "ungood" instead.  To express something such as very good, use "plusgood."  Very bad would be "plusungood."  Extremely bad would be "doubleplusungood."

I will call this new language Newspeak.  It will faciliate the easy communication of all races. 

What do you all think?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 4:16

This idea is tripleplusungood

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 4:49

i think we already have something like that. it'sc alled Esperanto

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 16:32

lol, but isn't triple too hard for the retards to understand? why not just use three. threeplus good. wow, all superlatives are simply a number + good/bad infront of a word! WHAT A COOL LANGUAGE.

no wait, it's dumb. what if i think something is good in one way and bad in another? that's a threeplusgoodtwominusungood way of doing it!

Now, it's right immigrants are not very good at speaking english when they first come to an english speaking country, but after a while it is possible to understand what they say, even if they say "baddest" or "ungood", it's not correct, but it's understandable, and you don't need to make some sort of mongoloid language just so it'd be supposedly easier for immigrants to learn english. English as it is now is a somehow universal language, mainly because it's easy andbecause of the british colonialism, and because of the huge american export of both products and culture during the 20th century, this has created dialects. You are very welcome to make your own Newspeak dialect, you'll just sound like a retard speaking it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 17:30

they already tried this, along with simplifying spelling to be more phonetic

obviously it didn't work out

p.s. esperanto is completely different

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 17:30

>>2-4
Spoilers: This is the interpretation of the attempt by the totalitarian state envisaged by George Orwell in his book "1984" to corrupt language in order to aid in the control of thought itself. George Orwell believed the elimination of certain words would be considerred an important way to do this by his hyper-totalitarian state.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 18:00

>>5
Seems to be working for China.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 23:03

1984...you lose. Next time try and cover up your rip-off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 11:35

>>8
i wouldn't say he was ripping it off..more like makeing a...oh what's the word... a JOKE.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-12 8:31

>>9
What do you think this is? Some joke site?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-12 12:32

level 9000 ungood

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 2:11

laughing at you idiots who didnt get the 1984 reference
read more books, you uncultured shits

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-13 5:34 (sage)

>>12
Are you admitting to have let someone take a shit on your face?

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