ORAL SEX IS EVIL

It should be banned.  It makes me sick.  People who do it are weird deviants that deserve to be shot.  It is tantamount to cannabalism and should not be allowed.  It can lead to adultery, so therefore no one should ever do it.  JUST SAY NO TO ORAL SEX.

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Actually morality can be logically defined. It's just that utilitarianism doesn't give politicians much of a chance of gaining power as nihilism, marxism and fascism, so it's not that popular. Also the majority of people, yourself included, can't think for themselves and just prefer to go around sucking these politicians dicks like the cherry pies your momma gave you whilst that weird old guy pounded her flabby stank ass upstairs for 10 minutes.