JEWS DID DESU

I hear the Final Solution was merely an attempt to deport all Jews to Madagascar, but logistics were too much of a problem.  And all Jews were rationed three times a day with more calories than most Germans got due to food shortage.  And all Jews were given access to recreational facilities and medical treatment.  And gas chambers were never used, while cremation was never used on live people but on cadavers.  And no official documents or orders have mentioned the Holocaust aside from a forgery that is accepted as proof.  And all court testimonials by German officers were due to manipulation and threats by Jewish interrogators.  And that 6 million deaths was a gross exaggeration used decades earlier, while millions have been claimed to have been killed by Romans and others throughout history.  Even the quoted numbers of Israelites gathering in the temple or moving during the Exodus would be too much logistically.  So all Jews naturally exaggerate numbers to generate sympathy.

But I see none of this on Wikipedia, a site that claims to present facts.  The only conclusion is that Wikipedia is wrong.