Make English the universal language.

Fuck your culture, you heard me. Culture is just technology to be hand-picked at the INDIVIDUAL'S discretion, not something you have to indoctrinate your children from birth to believe has value even though it is obviously pointless. You have no right to FORCE your INFERIOR culture on people.

Everyone should speak 1 language to make things easier, if you want to learn other languages go right ahead, but don't let the fact you like shoving things up your ass or whatever you think is so great about your 'culture' interfere with making the world a better place.

I'm not trying to force my culture on you either, I don't give a fuck about English either, language should be totally logical, like equations or something, the simplest method of communicating possible. That way we can concentrate on pushing communication to new levels that were physically impossible with all the drivel we have to learn alongside inferior languages.

Discuss.

Brilliant ideas suck if they don't work. Bottom line is, you cannot force the world to take up a language, not even the US can wage war against the world on its own.

English is already being slowly absorbed in many countries as the primary foreign language taught in school, and in the future it may slowly become your "Universal language", but such proposals do not work simply because it isn't practical to force things when they are not ready. The world is always slowly shifting towards equilibrium anyways, and accelerating the change might make some people more resistant to it.