Make English the universal language.

Fuck your culture, you heard me. Culture is just technology to be hand-picked at the INDIVIDUAL'S discretion, not something you have to indoctrinate your children from birth to believe has value even though it is obviously pointless. You have no right to FORCE your INFERIOR culture on people.

Everyone should speak 1 language to make things easier, if you want to learn other languages go right ahead, but don't let the fact you like shoving things up your ass or whatever you think is so great about your 'culture' interfere with making the world a better place.

I'm not trying to force my culture on you either, I don't give a fuck about English either, language should be totally logical, like equations or something, the simplest method of communicating possible. That way we can concentrate on pushing communication to new levels that were physically impossible with all the drivel we have to learn alongside inferior languages.

Discuss.

>>8
"English is just lucky that it was the world's language because of colonialism."
This is correct, but I fail to see the relevance of this. Keep your subjective quibbles to yourself.

English has the most words of any language, is fully versed in science, was alterred during the 19th century to accomodate it's widespread use and of course is a very popular globally used language today. Cantonese and Indians rarely bother learning each other's native languages, a south american travelling Africa will learn english aswell as use spanish/portugese.

Compared to other languages English is no closer than any other language to my idea of a completely logical simple system of language, it has just been selected as the most practical candidate for this new system and it's use as a universal language.