"What sort of 'statement' did you intend to make or now think you have made? It is redundant. It is widely known that pregnant women should not smoke/drink, and it is taught in at least some schools, even." - Just saying, some, but not all schools. And, "It was like pulling teeth from some snobby kid back there." describes the tensedness of this crap. I really didn't intend to make any specific/serious statement, just jarble. Aww, you ruined the closing of the thread mood. :/
Here, this is really cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK0uMwOxOhc Awesome.