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Who was Mary Magdeline?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 1:27

Please answer below as to who Mary Magdeline, from the New Testament, was.  If you want, also include your religion.

Just rather curious to see what the answers will be.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 1:32

I'm curious as to why you asked the question - oh wait, no I'm not.  Go read something with literary value.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 1:57

>>1
duh she was a woman who washed jesus' feet with her hair! next!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 2:00

>>1
       She was a hooker that Jesus seemed to be very much attached to.  Maybe she gave him freebees to get into heaven or something, or it could be something more simple.  Jesus was the earthly embodiement of God.  So he was hung like God himself.  If he didn't go after the worlds loosest hooker, he would break in half any woman he fucked.  Therefore he always had Mary Magdeline by his side

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 2:13

>>4
lol.. amen!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 3:11

Mary Magdeline was one fat dude who loved the cock, and his man-boobs were so huge you could squeeze them and milk would squirt out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 3:34

i would say she was one of jesus' desciples, but not enough evidence to prove it so what do i know

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 4:13

She was a disciple by christians were like NO GIRLS IN THE PAPACY

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 11:45

mm...I see that even 40 years after the Roman Catholic Church officially proclaimed that Mary Magdeline wasn't a prostitute, people still don't know who or what she was.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 0:22

>>9
       Are you saying she wasn't a prostitute and of of being wrong while the catholic church is right, or are you saying that we actually believed the church when they announced that(the bible actually outright said she was a whore).

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 2:34

>>1
      Mary Magdeline was such a good fuck, one lay and Jesus couldn't cum again for 2000 years:)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 12:16

!SWEJ, WE

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 14:07

NEVER JEW A JEW

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