We know this is a fake because anti-chan (me) never uses smilies. And my self-depricating humor is actually funny.
I'll have to wake up your cock-mutt mother,
>>4, and tell her about this lame attempt at forum-based humor. Stop gaying-off with strap on and get back to distracting your father with your spread open asshole. I'm starting to get an erection and your mom's eyeing that shit like it was last good penis on earth.
And you know what?
It is. It really really is.