liberal vs conservative scenarios meme

There is always a liberal vs conservative theme going on in the news, ALWAYS.

Recently it was the case of tookie, where everyone takes sides and if anyone dares support liberals on one issue and conservatives on another they find themselves standing alone.

kill tookie = conservative
not kill tookie = liberal
both = moderate
neither = apathetic

Such scenarios need a meme. No meme has ever been forced, the meme must be found. Where could we find such a meme? Politics shouldn't be as simple as right vs left, it is like trying to model a tensor using the fingers on your hands as a numerical system. It is up to 4chan to find this meme for great justice, to point out the monotony and ignorance of modern society.

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yep. I'm going to have to side with these two.
Real men would never think about CUTTING OFF THEIR OWN WEEWEE, to use that childish term your welshmen love.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13463018,00.html
Also, chavs. A uniquely British problem. I'd consider on average the US to be more screwed up, and even in the most loopy moonbat-demographic states, THEY don't have anything like that. Closest the US comes would be white guys pretending to be Latino thugs, and I've never even heard of them having anything similar to happy slapping.