Privatization

What types of government responsibility would be better off if run by a corporation?

-Private military, while good in theory, lacks an Intelligence network and a  large percentage of a nation's GPD to mooch off of. 

-DMV, like the UPS is to the Post Office, could allow licenses without going through the DMV.  Would be hard to regulate or set standards.

-Police, good in theory, but lacks standardization and can be prone to corruption.

It wasn't the head of corporate departments who started the whole enron fiasco

HAHAHA! Excuses, man, excuses! What next?!

Oh god damn it, you're embarassing yourself.

Because you say so, it must be true!