Are we all left-tards here?

Come on now.  Are we?  While I myself wouldn't look for bible-thumping republicans, I think we should at least have a few moderates or radicals like libertarians ETC... 

Or is it the disproportionate european population here?

* Violent government (Yeeeeee-haw! Bring it on!)
* Fat-fuck population (Wanna supersize that?)
* Retarded patriotism (The land of the Free!)
* Backward culture (MTV & Friends!)
* Cut-throat corporate environment (You've been made r-r-r-redundant!)
* Poorer education (i cant speel lol. wut? i cant afford coolege!)
* Shitty media (zOMG CNN & FOX!)
* High crime rate (bix nood got me a gun)
* Broken health-care (lol insurance)
* Rampant consumerism (I want that SUV! Put it on mah CC!)
* National debt (Ah, fuck, who cares!)
* Litigatious assholes (You'll sue me for this comment, right?)
* Shitty power (hello East grid & California!)
* Environment (What's that? Externality! Externality! *bbzbzbz*)
* Crazies like freemen and born-again (Jesus saves! lawl Rapture!)
???
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