The Boondocks

Boondocks is just a bunch of anti-white left wing propaganda.

I hate burgers and I'll tell you why. I was destined to become a burger shop owner from the day I was born. My Dad was so into burger research that that is all I got to eat. Burgers for a snack, burgers for breakfast, burgers for lunch and burgers for dinner. Even at my own birthday party, a KFC Double Down... All my friends hated me for that. Even, even my Mother. She ate so many burgers that...
"[shocked] Did she pass away?"
No, she turned into one.
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Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime, with violence, and anger, hunger, whatever. I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous. I do my best to guard my own premises.

I'm the lord, everybody knows my name.

What's this, what's this, what's this?
A trick with a twist.
Somebody do something, call somebody and make it quick.
I'm sorry, I lied, just wanted,
to guide everybody through this and go with the ride.

Pull the lever or whatever. Better pull it quick, hey hey, look down.