Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 18:26
Today, I completely out-jewed a jew!
I was walking on the sidewalk, when a waitress of a cafe futher ahead dropped a nickel when exchanging change. The nickel rolled towards me, but when I was lokking at the rolling nickel, my eye caught a jew across the street running towards it. Seriously, the dude was all curly haired and l'chaim and shit. Anyway, his insane laughter, fiery eyes and crampy claws didn't stop me from taking on the challenge: I ran to the nickel as fast as I could possibly run. For a second I thought I was in the Matrix as everything slowed down to bullet-time.
The fight was harsh, hard and bloody, but it was worth the two broken legs, broken arm and shoulder, 3 broken ribs, semi-concussion, bites, scratches...
I was walking on the sidewalk, when a waitress of a cafe futher ahead dropped a nickel when exchanging change. The nickel rolled towards me, but when I was lokking at the rolling nickel, my eye caught a jew across the street running towards it. Seriously, the dude was all curly haired and l'chaim and shit. Anyway, his insane laughter, fiery eyes and crampy claws didn't stop me from taking on the challenge: I ran to the nickel as fast as I could possibly run. For a second I thought I was in the Matrix as everything slowed down to bullet-time.
The fight was harsh, hard and bloody, but it was worth the two broken legs, broken arm and shoulder, 3 broken ribs, semi-concussion, bites, scratches...