Muhammed goes to jail, AGAIN.

So this dude decides he'd rather fuck a prostitute than his own new wife on his honeymoon. I dare you guys to find a dumber crime committed and reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/mohammed-ahmed-illinois-m_n_3275327.html

Maybe he saw the goods during the trip and decided he couldn't spend the rest of his life fucking that?