Name: Bash Street Kids 2013-04-03 23:00
BASH STREET - PUTTING THE COOL iN SCHOOL!
The BASH STREET BURP No 3
DiNNeR LAdY INVeNts fAt-FlavoUReD CriSps !!
A lifeLoNg DreAM Came TRue yesterDAY WHeN OLiVe, tHe BaSH STreeT DinnER LaDy, CReATeD a nEw FLaVoUR oF CRisps WHich taSTe of NOTHing BUT FaT. "I doN't know whAt happENEd, " saiD OLive. "I CouLDN't FiND MY USUAL World-FAMOUS PRaWN, ONion, SNaiL, CaBBAge aND ViNegAR fLaVouRing, So I JuST aDDed more Fat. I'M eVEn pRoudER tHAn WHEN I Was MaDe officIAL SCHOOl HEiMLICH MaNOeuVRe expERt."
FaTTy tRieD tHe nEW CRisps FiRST (aND LaST, BeCAUSE hE aTE thEM aLL). "It's aLWAYS beeN my LifEloNg DreAm To eAT FaT-fLaVOUReD Crisps. I CAN't WAit to TRy HeR next EXpeRiment - CRisp-fLaVOURED fAt!"
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NO snoW iN PLayGROUnd!
StupiD JAniTor meLTED aLL ThE snow THat feLL LaST niGht witH a New SeCRET forMULA ice-MELTing POWDer. THEre WAsn't EnoUGH Left for ONE SnowBALL or evEN a Tiny SLiDe WHeN we goT thERe tHiS MoRNing. YaH-Boo!!
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Stop PRESS! Smiffy's HeAD fouNd to Be HArDeR thAN KeViN tHe PebbLE
The BASH STREET BURP No 3
DiNNeR LAdY INVeNts fAt-FlavoUReD CriSps !!
A lifeLoNg DreAM Came TRue yesterDAY WHeN OLiVe, tHe BaSH STreeT DinnER LaDy, CReATeD a nEw FLaVoUR oF CRisps WHich taSTe of NOTHing BUT FaT. "I doN't know whAt happENEd, " saiD OLive. "I CouLDN't FiND MY USUAL World-FAMOUS PRaWN, ONion, SNaiL, CaBBAge aND ViNegAR fLaVouRing, So I JuST aDDed more Fat. I'M eVEn pRoudER tHAn WHEN I Was MaDe officIAL SCHOOl HEiMLICH MaNOeuVRe expERt."
FaTTy tRieD tHe nEW CRisps FiRST (aND LaST, BeCAUSE hE aTE thEM aLL). "It's aLWAYS beeN my LifEloNg DreAm To eAT FaT-fLaVOUReD Crisps. I CAN't WAit to TRy HeR next EXpeRiment - CRisp-fLaVOURED fAt!"
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NO snoW iN PLayGROUnd!
StupiD JAniTor meLTED aLL ThE snow THat feLL LaST niGht witH a New SeCRET forMULA ice-MELTing POWDer. THEre WAsn't EnoUGH Left for ONE SnowBALL or evEN a Tiny SLiDe WHeN we goT thERe tHiS MoRNing. YaH-Boo!!
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Stop PRESS! Smiffy's HeAD fouNd to Be HArDeR thAN KeViN tHe PebbLE