When I was a young whipper snapper, do you know how many times my friends and I brought squirt guns to school, despite what the rules said? We needed that shit to play cops and robbers. She knew she wasn't allowed to have a toy gun at school, it has always been that way. It was her fault for getting caught.
They wanted to make an example out of her. I hope a real terrorist dressed as Hello Kitty makes an example out of that school.
Joseph Ratzinger handed in his 30 days’ notice to God, telling a surprised deity that he would be taking up a key role with His arch-rival.
The Pope will become marketing director at Satan’s newly-founded Temple of Darkness, a global devil-worship brand.
He said: “Poping has been great fun and over the last eight years I have met a lot very strange people with some fascinating secrets.
“This isn’t about money, it’s about the creative challenge. I’ll be using my understanding of dogma to create a manifesto for a great new sin-based brand.
“Also Satan runs a fun, hip organisation – he’s like the Google of worship. There’ll be chilled out brainstorming sessions and loads of muffins.
“Also, I hate hymns – always have – so it’ll be great to organise services where we listen to Cradle of Filth.
“And it will be nice to finally work for a company where I can say, ‘yeah, we’re supposed to do stuff like that’.”
He added: “Thanks to all the priests and nuns, I hope we stay in touch. Thanks to God – I couldn’t have done it without You. And of course, thanks to Tony and Cherie – you guys are mental!”
Satan said: “The Hitler Youth and the Vatican. I should be working for him.”
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Anonymous2013-02-14 13:32
lol americunts
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Anonymous2013-02-17 20:17
Hello kitty is a terrorist! My priest told me this, that's how I know it's true!
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Anonymous2013-02-21 1:24
>>3
>I hope a real terrorist dressed as Hello Kitty makes an example out of that school.
you mean male or female terrorist?
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Anonymous2013-02-22 14:17
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4chan is full of people who pretend to be
obese-elderly-transexual-bisexual-furries.
Clearly the terrorist is unaware of your classification.
Check your privilege to be a ["0.2 apEsicK"] troll, sir.