GERMAN IS NOT A WORLD LANGUAGE!

German hasn't been a world language since WWII.
The reason why all your Hollywood movies are in German, isn't because all the actors somehow know how to speak fluent German and respect the language enough to release a German version of it. It's called "dubbing".
We have no idea what the fuck you obnoxious assholes are saying.
That is all.

ウェイク留吉はフルチンドメルド

Germany is not a real country
You are a hot dog in a dress

Someone sounds butthurt. Did your girlfriend leave you or something?

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"Ich bin gefahren Frankfurt!"
"Speak english, woman."
"I'm leaving you."
"Wait! You forgot your german."