I hope China beats the shit out of Japan

They're going to war, right?

They are? Isn't it Korea and Japan that are at odds?

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

Yes, China and Japan are on the brink of a century long physical dispute over who's women are the better choice for bus drivers and the likes in western civilized countries.
>true story