CIA attacking Hugo Chavez

The CIA has been shooting radioactive microwave energy at Hugo Chavez and his comrades causing them to get cancer. They have also used high flying bomber drops of powdered radioactive material near his complex. A weatherman for NBC calculated where the material would blow to after the drop so it would drop more accurately into Hugo Chavez's cup of coffee when he is out in the garden tending to his roses.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-16359062

Cuz Fidel Castro is on his way out and u cant do it to too many leaders or people will catch on.